This is how stupid of a compliment I made at this morning's breakfast:
"Nice bling!" (Complimentee had on a new, bigger-than-a-son-of-a-bitch ring on her finger. Truth be told, complimentor mostly noticed it for its vulgar size, but didn't really like it).
"I've been a good girl." (Complimentor DID NOT want to know the details, as complimentee is like 40-something going on 60-something, entering menopause, and frequently graphic about the donut-sized blood clots that have developed in this stage of her life).
End of shallow personal challenges FOREVER.
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