there's a hummus among us.

Hi Madge. This is your breath, making a post. Stop eating all that hummus. You are killing - killing - me. Thanks.

Hi breath! Oh my God, you can type? That's really miraculous. Anyway, all that garlic is good for you, I swear!

Madge. Madge. Madge. Garlic is the patchouli of all bulbous herbs.

Oh breath! In allium sativum I trust!!

Madge? Who are you fucking kidding? Scope? Listerine? Nice try, bitch.