Imagine my delight when I opened a birthday care package from Tits McGee, a fellow October baby...

The card in all of its unopened glory:

Signature Tits alert:

The sweetest message of all time:

Awww. I am crazy about you, Tits McGee!
Presentation is everything:

Again! This is so beautifully packaged! Now...what's inside the box?:

Treasu
res, that's what!!!Upon closer inspection...
I received a kite that's ready to fly! This is so thrilling. I can't wait to try it out!

Pustefix rainbow bubbles!? Umm, triple points for Tits. How does she know I heart bubbles? They are like quiet fireworks! Keep reading this post and you will definitely be in for a grand finale.

A bouncy ball that secrets a pansy? Delightful:

As is the backside:

And what is this? A fortune-telling fish? It tells me I am jealously indifferent. Or indifferently jealous. I tell it, "You're awesome, MIRACLE FISH":

She also gave me a golden bead for which
I have many ideas:And what now? A rainbow-star spring, that's what! Did Tits know I was a Rainbow Brite fan*atic? She must have...

When stretched, it looks like this:

The best spider ring of all time now lives with me:

It actually has a mind of its own; it jumped off my finger shortly after I snapped that photo and landed on Jane. There is only one explanation, of course: Jane is a Spider Whisperer:

Thank you, Tits McGee, for making my birthday so delightful! You are the bee's knees, and I am forever grateful that you are in my company!
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And now, for the grand finale - a show as beautiful as the babe in New England - bubbles blowing in the South Florida breeze:

Look at all of those wishes...
Up, up and away.
6 comments:
Hooray!!!
I'm so glad the package got to you in one piece and that it pleased you.
A thousand smooches to you, dear Madge.
What an amazing care package! Thank you for this vicarious experience and...
Happy Birthday Madge!
Those bubbles just made my head go squishy.
When I lived in a 5th floor dorm room that had a window that actually opened (no a/c) I used to spend hours blowing bubbles out the window and watching people's reactions when they saw them floating around the sidewalk. I was such a weird freshman!
Is that kite pocket-size? Perfect for a purse, in case of wind emergency? I keep one in my trunk at all times, but THAT is just genius. My trunk wasn't with me in Houston when I needed it! Now you really have to take advantage of Loggerhead. And make me all jealous.
Tits is so cool. And of course she has that lovely funky handwriting. I wish I could go to her blog right now, but I'm at work (and I don't think they'd approve of her address.)
Wow, what a fabulous gift! And I have the same spider ring!
Happiest Birthday my darling!
A fellow Scorpiette ... I knew you were feisty.
Tits is the best.
enjoyed your play-by-play. felt as if *i* was opening the present!!! the rainbow slinky thing looks like good fun.
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