Again, I'm dreadfully tired and dreaming of caffeine. Wouldn't it be nice…
Which reminds me of a library story I forgot to share. Last week, when I was working the evening shift, a patron came to my desk and said she would be working late in the library (late being until we closed at 9 p.m.). She then asked if we had any coffee in the building to make for her and if so, she'd take it with two Sweet-n-Lows and cream. Are you fucking kidding me? I said that. Only with my eyes. And then my eyes made her some hot ass coffee and threw it in her face.
Have I said this before? I love my job. If I'm not mistaken for a volunteer then it's a barista. Hmm, do you think she would have tipped me if I made her some? I could get into that.
4 comments:
Did she cringe when your eyes threw that coffee in her face?
wahahahahahaha... that lady was me. no, can't be me. i quit coffee two weeks ago. we'll see how that goes...
WTF?! Seriously? You and Kim sure have your weirdo stories about being a librarian. Now the question is.... did you make her coffee???
no way did i make her coffee!
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