This was my least favorite thing that happened today:
I work with a rather large man - he's big, fat, and cranky. The air conditioning in our workspace has been acting up lately, and in his favor. The temperature is set one degree above frostbite, and since I don't fall in the big and fat category...it's too cold. Unbearable. My nose gets numb and my boogers freeze. Today I made snow angels on the linoleum floor. When I got up and dusted the snow off my backside, I said, "Brrrr. It's cold in here!" He replied, "Get a sweater." Okay, fat fucker, let me go walk over to my dresser and pull one out. Since it's my problem that I keep my sweaters in storage until - oh - January (this is Florida and everything), could you maybe...ehh, lose some weight in the meantime? Goddamn!
This was my favorite thing that happened today:
My dad made it official: he's coming to visit me in late September! Woot! I'm so thrilled - he's never made it to FLA since I've been living here...so this is majorly, majorly exciting material. Especially since my dad falls in the "super rad" category.
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