So again, I'm "Next Blogging" on a Friday night. HOT (but wine is involved, so it's like, halfway decent). Again, I seem to get nowhere, other than back here - on this Create page - and feel strongly that I must contribute something to the Duck Motif (the sensation assumes I'm getting paid; like people actually read my blog). I've almost been blogging for two solid months, and remain convinced that I'll become part of a well-rounded blogroll, but the only time I was propositioned for such an opportunity was from a neo-con radio talk show host in Minnesota. Right, we couldn't have more in common. Hello?! I'm a female, with ovaries. I hate guns. I hate Republicans. I hate W. I hate Condi. I hate red states. I hate Fox News. I hate my government. Whatever - whatever - whatever. The point is, I hate that my only blogroll option was one that I would never fit into. I'm selfish: it is always about Madge, and then some.
Can you believe this shit? My blog has me whipped:
So I was talking to Duck Motif and she was all like, "please, you have seen it happen to so many blogs, but don't let it happen to me!" And I'm all like, "what?" "Abandonment!!!" she cried. Ok, Ducky, I pledged: I will keep writing for you. Type, type, type, type. [Insert extremely witty and well-liked blog post here].
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