Today:
#4 You never want me to be your bride's maid. Ever. The truth is: I don't give a shit about your wedding and I really, really don't want to talk about it, even the cute details. Whatsoever. I hate the dress you're making me wear, worse yet the shoes. Centerpieces! Who gives a fart. And if you think I'm going to spend the night with you the night before your wedding making bouquets you have another thing coming. I think there is nothing grosser than spending 3 years planning something that lasts 9 minutes and ends in divorce 2 years later.
Oh, do you hate me yet?
3 comments:
Ditto. Same goes for baby showers, bridal showers, make-up parties, pampered chef, jewelry parties, or any other bullshit.
lol... i've actually turned down the "honor" of being a bridesmaid more than once. feelings are mutual!
let's say: no more bridesmaids. down with parties!
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