Adventures in working mothering:
ring ring
Me: This is Madge, how can I help you?
Steve: Hey it's me – are you missing something?
Me: Uh? No?
Steve: You sure?
Me: FUCK.
Steve: You left your breast pump in the driveway.
There is one word to describe my mistake. The word is OUCH.
1 comment:
ha-that's too funny! Of all things to leave in the driveway...
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