As you'll see, it is apparent she hates my guts.
Note the dirty smudge on the Achilles tendon (calcaneal tendon):
And, what's this? A butt hole (external anal sphincter)?
At least it POOPS FUZZ.
You shifty regifter bitches that regive miniature teddy bears (wtf).
Did you seriously take time out of your day to wrap this?
Oh yes, you did.
I say librarians are weirdos. You think I lie?
(Please know that I am not as ungrateful as you might think. We, the working collective, agreed to give a cash donation to a local charity in lieu of any gift exchange. So, this was like...above and beyond...and totally weird. And, she gave everyone else a candle. You must love me.)
9 comments:
hahahahhahaahahahahhhaha...
I can't stop laughing. I'm adding this blog to the list on mine :)
Sweet Fancy Moses! At least the new puppy has a toy.
I ditto lepetitdoodler!
Oh, man. Be glad, though ... at least it isn't a teddy bear dressed as a giraffe.
eh? what's that you say???
Use the candle to burn the shit out of this monstrosity.
Put it out of it's misery.
I think you got regifted.
Ew. That's disgusting.
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