When working in the public eye, you are always eyed.
"Did I see you at Publix this morning?"
"You did. I was buying lunch."
Was I picking my nose, too? Farting down the frozen aisle?
Speaking of grocery-type things, I stole my first ever basket tonight. EXICTE! I now have my own Winn Dixie basket, red.
4 comments:
Do you realize you are single handedly responsible for driving up grocery prices? The grocery cops are coming after you. Funny.
holy shit!
how did you steal it? did you use it to carry your groceries out in their bags?
are you going to use it for plants?!? inquiring minds must know!!
Whatever will you do with a grocery basket?
Turn it upside down and put planters on it for height variations?
I stole an Esquire magazine at the gyno's office. I never did that before. I had to, though -- it had a new Stephen King novella in it. And Angelina Jolie wrapped in a satin sheet on the cover. I justify my theft by the fact it was a June issue, stolen in September. That's OK, right?
Post a Comment