Inspired by The Poison Quill, I just shot a letter off to Local Fruit Company X. In this letter, I expressed the feelings that unfolded when LFCX sent a shipment of Florida grapefruits to the Madge Family Compound in Oregon five days after the date I selected for delivery (which was Thanksgiving weekend, when there were 7,000 people partying at the compound). Grrrrr!
I will let you know how it all comes back to me.
Free grapefruit for life? One can only hope.
5 comments:
ARGH!
They'd better come through for you! Free fruit forever. mmm .....
Watch for a sugar quill post tomorrow.
The Madge Family Compound...I think I've seen signs for that on I-5. ;)
I had a defective Totino's Party Pizza once and sent them a letter. All they sent me was a few coupons for some free pizzas. Jerks.
I do hope they reward you handsomely for your venom and their ineptitude.
I remember the time I was in a small airline crash at Dulles airport. I wrote to complain (naturally) and they sent me a coupon for a free flight. Like I was EVER going to fly that airline again!!
Snort.
ugh, i hate it when companies don't produce!
har har har.
grapefruit + honey + microwave 5 seconds = heaven.
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