Tuesday, January 16, 2007

adventures in babysitting, part 1

In high school, I babysat a lot.

Enjoy this random memory from my first career of sorts...

Child: Boy, 5th grader? I can't remember such things. He was old enough to know better.

Random Act of Nasty: He took an index finger, stuck it up his butt, gathered some lingering funk (brown in color) and chased me all over his house with said finger.

It was a long night.

4 comments:

kimberlina said...

i think i just gagged.


funny you mention poop, because anthony found a poop on a string hanging from thomas' butt...

the couch cover has been duly washed.

Tits McGee said...

That may well be the most disturbing thing I have ever heard.

Spinning Girl said...

my.

Spinning Girl said...

g.