Wednesday, November 01, 2006

tootsies

My Halloween wasn't one of the better ones.
  • Sad phonecall from a sad mate - ooooh, my head and heart feel rotten.
  • Cole ate all of the fruity Tootsie Rolls we were going to give out to trick-or-treaters. He never does things like that! Very bad. Lots of vomit with cherry and lemon overtones. He has morphed back into his puppy self. Confession: he has been reading this blog. I also think he did this in part because he was saving the trick-or-treaters from the disappointment of receiving Tootsie Rolls. Ewww. What was I thinking? I so would have hated the future version of me when I was seven.
  • Despite having the porchlight off due to the Tootsie Roll disappearing act, we still had tons of people knocking. WTF?! Aren't the rules no porchlight, no treats? I don't care how cute your costume is: get fucking with it already and move along.
  • Rain. Lots of rain.
  • While driving down my road during the height of treating tricks, this thirteen year old girl did a total hip gyration at my car. I was grossed out. I think she was grossed out when I was Madge.

5 comments:

kimberlina said...

::gyrates hip-ily towards your general direction whilst eating fruity tootsie rolls::

seriously, those things are the bomb.

The Q said...

Are you kidding me? I always did - and still would if people would give me candy when I knocked - LOVE the fruity tootsie rools. I actuallu used to find them first. No joke. You would have been my favorite house to go to. I might have gone twice. Or three times.

Stitch: Handmade Revolution, is Nov. 11th, shopping begins at 5pm, show at 9:30 at the Austin City Music Hall for $10. Do you need more reasons to come to Austin :)

Tits McGee said...

I'm with these guys. Fruity Tootsie Rolls fucking rock.

Sorry for the crappy Halloween, sweetie. Wanna snuggle?

carolina anne said...

Loving the letter :) I sure miss her, and will never forget how she played Crash Bandicoot with me until our thumbs were blistered.

Sorry, I totally hate you for handing out fruity tootsie rolls. They're so puny and do nothing towards filling the bag'o'treats. Total loss of points on that one. You can get a few points back for taking me out trick or treating back in the day- so I didn't have to be embarrassed with Mom or Dad. And you and Steve still harvest major points for dropping me off for Outdoor School. That will NEVER be forgotten.

I love you and miss you! Hope you had yourself a grand All Saints Day ;)

.......... said...

there is no such thing as shitty candy. oh wait. black licorice is kinda' nasty. but them aside, ALL GOOD. poor cole.................