Wednesday, September 13, 2006

the wiki how-to of the day

From How to Dissuade Yourself from Becoming a Blogger:
  1. Find five completely random blogs, and read them daily for a month. After thirty days, you will absolutely dread your self-imposed requirement to read all that dreck. Any blog you create will most likely be on par with what you've been reading. Don't put anyone through that.
  2. Consider that your voice, even if it is truly a good one, is a tiny peep against the massive wave of tripe out there. The odds of anyone you don't already know finding your blog are low.
  3. Write on a regular basis in Wordpad instead. If that doesn't satisfy your urge, and you feel that you must post your blog online, then you might just be craving attention and validation--which you'll never truly find in a blog. If you give up on your Wordpad journal after about three days, you'll do the same with a blog that just takes up server space.
  4. Ask yourself if you really have the time to commit to a blog. What about that treehouse you wanted to build? Or the book you wanted to write? Or the car you wanted to fix up? Or the restaurant you wanted to take your wife to? Or the new career you wanted to pursue? Instead of writing about pretty much nothing, or whining about all the things you wish you were doing instead, start doing something that'd actually be worth writing about. And if it's really worth writing about, you'll be having too much fun doing it to tear yourself away from it.
I feel like a loser.

4 comments:

Meghan said...

Losers unite!

Thank you for being somebody that i didn't know outside of Blogger who found my blog :)

we beat the odds!

---MB

Tits McGee said...

I heart the blogiverse. And you, Madge.

kimberlina said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

madge, your blog fucking rawks, way more than mine. you often have something to say AND you're witty. whereas i often rant and maybe pull people in with a few pictures here and there. ;)

your blog is far above the sludge of tripe. and some people really like tripe!

madge said...

You might just be craving attention and validation--which you'll never truly find in a blog.

I won't???
Thanks guys, I love you all. ;)