Tuesday, July 04, 2006

spammers have the best names, pt. two

The List:
Janay Denae
Lesli Nova
Taryn Kizzie
Constance Violeta
Antonetta Ming
Twanna Terina
Carroll Winifred
Un Brittanie
Gerri Earlie
Meaghan Thersa
Liana Soraya
Letty Marilee
Luetta Micheline
Tomoko Cornelia
Monika Corazon
Lindsay Wanda
Kris Miranda
Lora Sizemore
Socorro Eura
Haydee Grazyna

The Trends...
  • Ming is still hot.
  • Names that could be used in sentences if the person talking had a speech impediment (e.g. "What time did you go to bed last night?" Response: "Gerri Earlie.").
  • Hotter than hot: Un Brittanie, suggesting the spammer is unique. And a tramp.
  • Japanese-Anglo names, like Tomoko Cornelia. So. Hot.
  • Names that rhyme. Hey Hey Hey Say Janay Denae.
  • Stripper names, of course. See Twanna Terina, Taryn Kizzie, Janay Denae and Monika Corazon.
  • Names of women who call the police when house parties get too noisy: Letty Merilee, Constance Violeta, Carroll Winifred.
  • Names that could be an actual person from your past that Googled you: Lora Sizemore, Janay Denae.
  • Names that have "pull my finger" written all over them: Twanna Terina.
  • Names that are so cool, this person has absolutely never met you: Socorro Eura, Tomoko Cornelia.
When my spam fills up, I will play again.

7 comments:

carolina anne said...

You should write your own baby name book- you've always had a quirk for it :) Instead of literal meanings you could use "implied" meanings.

madge said...

This is true.
Veronica: black-haired ho.

J/K baby, J/K.

Spinning Girl said...

From now on, I would like to be referred to as "Twattie Yokohama".

Charlotte said...

I once got 3 in a row from spammers with names of both of my grandmothers and my little brother. It was creepy.

madge said...

Hey Twattie, wanna go to the gym together?

Coincidental spam is the creepiest. Once I got spam from me and that was just a little to close for comfort.

Charlotte said...

You have me collecting spam now, instead of deleting.
So far, I've got Kendall Moira, Elna Sharron, and Vanna Romaine.
All terrific!

madge said...

Vanna Romaine. So gameshow hostess/lettuce variety. I. Love. IT.