Thursday, July 27, 2006

hump day delights

  1. Today was expensive (but hardly): it was pesky annoying bitch bills day.
  2. I'm almost done with school and here I am, wanting so badly to take a 100-level art appreciation course. I never took a single art course during my undergrad. A good friend of mine was an Art History major, and for fun, I would go to the Architecture & Allied Arts Library to do my non-art-related homework alongside her. It was so cool in there! My love affair with the local community college just might get...a little hotter & heavier. Speaking of art...my first art book was delivered today! It is hard for me to buy books, because well...you know. But I bought a book that has already given me great pleasure: Wayne Thiebaud: A Paintings Restrospective. De-lish-ious. I accidently spilled some wine on it - MISHMASHWHAAAA!
said book:

3. My right hip hurts. Bad. WTF? Isn't this sort of thing common in women sixty years older than me? I can't really even walk. It's a little pathetic. I won't lie.
4. Don't laugh: I've just discovered the loveshack that is Amazon.com. It's so righteous. Let me explain: there are wish*lists, personal profiles, and lots of things to buy. Ummm, you can even use your MasterCard! Okay, so I'm being a little ridiculous. But seriously, I love it to the death, and I never even considered it before. WTF is wrong with the Madge, dudes? Amazon is the new blog, my friends.

11 comments:

Tits McGee said...

I want to hump you.

madge said...

did someone say hump?

kimberlina said...

ahhhhhhhhhh!! i want that book! isn't it lovely? his paintings are like icing. i want to lick them. don't show me your book, for in addition to wine, you will have gen-u-wine kim slobber on it.

i hope your hip feels better! you sound like you need some tiger balm. that's like, ancient chinese secret smelly good medicine.

also, i'm going to have to check our your wishlist! amazon is addicting.

Tits McGee said...

Hump and slobber?!

Also, ooh! I heart tiger balm! And Amazon! And licking!

madge said...

Kimberlina - oui, his paintings are so purdy. Very inspiring, too - in terms of going out to eat for lunch and drooling over deli cases. Mmmm.

Tits - Humping, slobbering, licking: you're an animal, McGee. An animal I tell you!

Meghan said...

amazon does rock. you know what else rocks? MY TATTOO!!!

and my birthday that's coming up. but mostly my tattoo. huzzah!

---MB

Meghan said...

wait- humping and licking? hmmm.... how much is a plane ticket out east?

:p

---MB

Spinning Girl said...

1. ew
2. stay in school! Don't be a fool!
3. I have long lurked the endless halls of amazon. See my wish list "things I want but won't buy for myself". I just randomly send stuff to the list while I poke around. Monkey bought me a cheesecake, once. Pumpkin!

Spinning Girl said...

p.s. I would totally hump all y'all.

Meghan said...

yay! i'm glad you like it. i'm glad i got tattooed when i did, because now it's done with, and all i have to do is avoid getting it fucked up.

as for my birthday.... i'll be turning 20 on the 10th of August. i can't wait! my da is going to bake me a cake.

---MB

madge said...

Meghan (comments 1-3), birthdays and Amazon. Loooovely combination, yes? Plane tickets are expensive, but I guarantee the licking and slobbering to be first rate (hell, Tits McGee is down). And, your birthday is coming up. We could really party.

SG: I feel a gigantic humpfest coming on. And, your wishlist is so killer. I should publish mine...it's ridiculous, though, and that embarrasses me.